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voted "BEST HIDDEN PERSONALS AD OF 2011".......ALREADY! WAIT JUST A SECOND...Do you realize that you have broken into my private hidden profile and are starting to read through my secret stuff? NOT GOOD!
Are you trying to figure out where the real men went or just tired of reading through all the crap the little wussi-boys are dumping in your inbox?
...Let me see if I can run you off in a different way then.
I am feet away"
.......don't you think that's playing just a little too hard to get?

I"ll even include a copy of my award winning pamphlet
"Why I learned to breath through my ears"
......Yes, this is actually the second edition of my first highly publicized leaflet
"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!
SHEESH... are you still reading?
I thought you would have runoff by now, or started a note telling me why you think I should delete this ad and start over.
If you're really uptight and taking any of this too seriously ...eeeease up a bit! Take a deep breath.......all together now, can we say "SATIRE!"
(oh..what the hell, you've gotten this far,you might as well read the rest, it doesn't get much worse.)
Do you really want to know more?..... There's only so much room, besides you probably have read quite a bit about me already on the wall of the little girls room. DON'T believe it !......well, not all of it. But those pictures scratched in the paint are pretty darn accurate.I changed my number though (you'll have to write me for the new one)
So.. is the guy you've been hanging around an overly judgmental grump that gets uptight over every little thing, Thinks he knows it all and has everything figured out?...Or does he just smell funny sometimes? Maybe it was something weird he ate a couple hours ago? ....Never mind I really could care less,I was just being nosy!.....On the other hand, If he cooks extremely well, We could have him make us dinner, it might be the answer to a really interesting and unique first date?

WHO I'M LOOKING FOR:
.......I THOUGHT I knew, I THOUGHT I had it ALL
figured out. But the wiser I get the more I've come to believe that
some of the most wonderful things in life, come from where you'd
least expect them, And some of the biggest duds were the ones you
thought would be perfect. (If you think you're perfect now would be the time to move on to the suck-ups)
I'm looking for someone fun,with a sense of humor and a little ornery,
A special friend for a reason, a season, or maybe a lifetime....
I work hard, But know how to separate work from spending playtime with those I care the most about. Life is a wonderful journey. The people you spend it with make all the difference. It should not be measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.(that would NOT be an excuse to try and choke the life out of me, no matter how fun that sounds!)
I am looking for an extraordinary woman to walk, run, jump and fly with me. You should be young at heart with a zest for life, willing to try new things and open to explore. Steady, content and optimistic but not afraid to run with scissors.
So tell me, what are you thinking about? After you've violated my privacy and read through a whole lot of crap to get this far you must have something on your mind.
We may very well be seeking the same thing....who knows? There's only one way to find out.
I'm not looking for anything too serious to start with,but I am sure that out there somewhere the perfect girl for me is looking too.One day she'll ask me "What's more important to you- Me or your life, I'll say "My life" and she will walk away, maybe even a little miffed, not even knowing that she is my life.
First....SMILE......you know......One of those ornery, naughty smiles you have (you know the one..it says "come hither") take a break from the click click click and write me.....

First Date
*** Come on, we're almost done and this next bunch of stuff is almost important ***
FIRST DATES SUK!...I'm not going on any. I would consider a short meet over a cup of something delicious at say a local coffee shop or bookstore or just a stroll through a park or along the riverbank for some honest conversation. I am in no rush,I realize that finding someone you really click with is easier said than done. I would rather keep looking than just settle. But one can never have too many friends, lets talk, talk is good. The most important thing is just to be yourself. You know...The way you look, act and feel when you are just kicking around with friends. I'm not interested in your mask, what's the point? That's too hard to keep up over the long-haul. I want to know the real you behind the mask. Just relax.. let the real you show through. After all, don't the best relationships feel natural and easy?
(at this point you should click right up there on the "REPLY" button.........yes..now!)





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OK...go pee first if you have to.

...............You DO know how to use the keyboard instead of just playing with your little mouse don't you?


I WILL ONLY RESPOND TO NOTES WITH "LETS TALK" in the subject line, and replies with a pic will be responded to first as most genuine.

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